After eating some tasty Mexican food in Sisters I had to find a place to sleep for the night. I didn’t want to pay for lodging, at least not much, so I ended up driving to Smith Rock and paying the few bucks to sleep in the climbers’ bivouac there. I had brought my climbing shoes with me and had considered trying to get a hold of some friends in the Bend area to see if they wanted to climb but decided to just get on with my trip.
So, after driving to the REI in Bend and buying some snow shoes I headed on towards the Painted Hills part of the John Day National Monument. Holy cow is this area of Oregon mountainous. Just HUGE freaking hills everywhere. Again I was driving and wasn’t able to take pictures, but I was really blown away by just how mountainous the middle part of Oregon is. Anyway I eventually arrived at the Painted Hills and was able to explore that. Its a very cool area, though with limited hiking trails available. Needless to say I hiked all they had.
After John Day it was on towards the Alvord Desert, next to Steens Mountain. By this time it was starting to get dark, and it was DUMPING rain on me. Somehow I had convinced myself that I would be able to escape the rains in the Oregon desert. I guess not. In Burns, Oregon I stopped at a coffee shop for the internet (T-mobile only has service in like two towns east of the Cascades, apparently). I looked up the weather and in Joseph (the closest town to the Wallowas) it was supposed to rain for four or five days and then clear up. I figured I could go down to the Steens Mountain area, spend the day at the Alvord hot spring and desert, spend a couple days backpacking Steens and then check out Hells Canyon and hopefully after that the Wallowas would be good? Hopefully.
Anyway I drove most the rest of the distance to Steens that night in the dark and then pulled over in some random BLM land and slept again in my car. In the morning I drove the rest of the distance to the hot springs, where I intended to soak much of the day away. While I was at the springs I met another man who was on a road trip who seemed to think my chances of finding a weather window was very slim. It kind of made me start to doubt myself and question what the heck I was doing out there.
After soaking for a while I drove my car out onto the salt flat. (Oh yeah, the salt flat! I supposed I should tell you what that is! This particular salt flat is called the Alvord Desert. It is a 7 by 12 mile dry lake bed, and like other salt flats, or playas, similar to it, it can and sometimes is used for land speed record attempts.) It was definitely fun taking my car up to “high” speeds (I actually didn’t go more than 80, but I am not sure my car is capable of doing better than that). It was also just fun seeing how crazy flat it was. I had read about people camping in the playa overnight and enjoying the wide open dark skies and I kind hoped to do that. When I returned to the hot spring area though I met a couple who had just hiked Big Sand Gap, which I had heard of but not realized was so close. I decided to go do it. It was nearing the end of the day, so I packed up figuring I might sleep on top of the ridge.
That didn’t turn out to be the best of decisions. It had been still earlier, but despite being in a desert which only gets about 7 inches of rain per year, it appeared as if a storm was brewing from all the clouds blowing in. I descended to the desert and tried to find a place to set up my tarp down there. No luck. I could not find anywhere with solid enough sand to hold a stake in place. Again I started to wonder what the heck I was doing. Between feeling unsure about my chances of finding any clear skies, post holing through the Sisters, and staying up all night trying to find a camp, I wasn’t feeling very positive about how my adventure was getting off.
At any rate, the clouds cleared away, it didn’t rain, and I was able to cowboy camp without putting a shelter up.
The next day I left the playa and drove around to the other side of Steens, where I would start my backpacking trip. Not before stopping in Fields, Oregon. I stopped in at the general store, only intending to buy water and some snacks, but when I saw they served breakfast too, I figured I had better check out the local flavor. Or lack there of. Let me tell you, this was one of the worst breakfasts I have ever had. The pancake was straight out of a package (actually I think it was a whole package) and when I ordered an omelette I suppose I should have noted they did not list what else was in it, because there was nothing else in it. No tomatoes or bell peppers or cheese, not even salt and pepper, just a couple eggs and some milk whipped together and folded over. And when the waitress served me my pancake she scooped up a dollop of butter with her knife and then pushed it onto my pancake with HER FINGER.
Nonetheless, I guess I am glad I stopped, though next time I will probably go for the burger and shake. You know they had sold 4555 burgers and 6020 shakes since the first of the year?! And that’s nothing compared to the 6840 shakes they sold the year before! The waitress told me she didn’t suppose they would break the record by the end of the year, but hey, 2016 was a rough year for all of us. She also told me she drives the school bus for the school, and goes as far as 50 miles to pick some students up. I was there just before Halloween, so naturally she was wearing green face makeup and a wig while serving me. She informed me the kids don’t trick or treat, instead they trunk or treat – the parents just serve candy to all the kids out of their cars – since you know, 50 miles would be a long way to walk for some candy.
Fields, Oregon. Its definitely in the middle of freaking no where. On to Steens!